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January 15th, 2006

BDSM Personals ? BullShit Personals is more like it

OK when is enough enough? How much or how little information does one need in an ad to find an appropriate slave? I have had various ad’s running around the net now for quite some time. Most of which contain the ad I have placed below.

I would think that if one is searching for a Master or Dom you would like to have him explain just exactly what it is he is looking for. One would think…

But I have had responses to the below ad saying, ” God why be so specific”? , ” Do I really need to read all of this”, ” Oh my god you want what”? , Oh my god I can’t do all that I have to be my own person”! ... Then why portray yourself as a slave for fucks sake??

Are there Really any fem slaves left out there that are not collared? I have to wonder. Because I sure as hell cant find any on these so called BDSM Personal sites. I mean fuck. Most of them “IF” you can even get a response out of them have no clue. They are looking for a boyfriend or a husband that can provide them with a little kinky sex.. If that is so then go to someplace like EHarmony and get your fucking 42 point checkup an find you damn husband. But get the fuck off the BDSM sites. You don’t belong there… God this lifestyle has degenerated into a fucking dating service for adults that cant get a date anywhere else… God I long for the old days when you talked to a slave you knew she was a slave.

Now you tell me is there anything wrong with the ad I placed below???

Let me begin by saying I am Poly-amorous…

Websters defines it as:

Polyamorous;
Definition: Pertaining to participation in multiple and simultaneous loving or sexual relationships

No that being said. Here is the rest of my Profile…

I have never found a slave that was disappointed when we met. Yet I find myself always discovering some new nuance or twist to what I know or may have experienced. I do not consider myself the end all authority. Just another traveler on the road of life who wishes to experience some of the finer things it has to offer. While I have had some wonderful and memorable experiences thats all it has been. Nothing seems to last more than a few years when, I have had to dismiss a slave for severe infraction’s such as not being discrete, deceptive or outright lying. So once again I find Myself taking the time to outline things, such as I have to you so there will be no misunderstandings down the road.

I am always looking for a compliant slave, preferably a bi-female who wishes to experience the joys of servitude as My property.

The following would be of interest to one such as this:

As the instructor I will subject you to an intense approach to behavioral modification. If you are not willing to comply with My requirements then perhaps I am not the Master you are looking for. I require initially four things, ALL of which are paramount:

I adhere to these principals and I demand the same from you: Discretion, Honesty, Trust and Safety.

What we do is to be between the two of us. No details are to be communicated in any form, unless I give you permission. If I want to make My private life public I will take out a billboard. Violation of this will not be tolerated. Some slave’s I have encountered are deceptive by nature and they seem to have this need to feel accepted by others and they brag and tell what they have done. If you are one of these mouth runners or if you are deceptive by nature, and feel the need to “get one over” then this is not for you.

I require and expect this. Period. ” I don’t want that, Sir.” does not mean “tie me up and make me do it”. I don’t wish to hear ” thank you, Sir. May I have another?” when it should be ” Thank you Sir. I Deserve another.” Ultimately I will decide if you get another. I do not tolerate manipulation by a slave.

This is something that will come with time and must be earned. I will demonstrate it with the care and time I spend with you. You will have to constantly prove yourself to me as a worthy slave by doing and completing things I require of you and your overall attitude and approach to serving me. There will be limits to be discussed and set.

I demand this of Myself through My constant awareness and ability to follow and read My slave’s body language. I will know your body better than you do. My equipment meets My very high standards of safety. I test everything to exceed two to three times the expected safety level. If you are to be suspended, then the equipment will take three times your body weight. If I am to use a new belt on you, I have taken the time to sand the edges so they are not sharp so they will not cut or break the skin. There is much, much more that I will impart to you, over a period of time if I accept you as My slave.

My course involves both the mental and physical realms. The intensity and diligence that I will require from you will ultimately benefit you and your experiences. I focus on positive re-enforcement for proper behavior but I also include discipline and punishment. You need to have the desire to serve as My slave. Before I accept you, to receive My guidance and instruction, you will go through an interview in which you will be evaluated. Upon completion of this evaluation you will have several examinations. If you qualify, you will receive instruction and training for a probationary period. This training is structured in a multi-level fashion so upon successful completion you will be tested and your performance evaluated.

The instruction and training is on a one-on-one basis and will include proficiency in verbal, writing and reading skills. There will be assignments, tasks and performance evaluations. You will also learn physical endurance and co-ordination involving motor ability skills. In all future communications you shall begin by referring to me as “Sir” when addressing me. You shall write to me and treat this as an application and resume to apply as a candidate for the position as My slave. You should endeavor to appeal to me by your writing skills and social graces. Your enthusiasm and approach to serve is very important as My time is very valuable. If you are looking for a one night stand, look else where. If you feel this is just a game to play or role playing, it is not. While it is safe, sane and consensual, it is very, very real with real outcomes and real effects. If I choose to accept you as my slave you will be required to do many things to please me.

If you are to benefit at all from serving as My slave you need to trust me. Common sense for your safety would tell you to be cautious. I can tell you that I am different from other Dominant’s and you will never find anyone else like me. You will be safe with me but you will do as I say if you wish My time and instruction. While your letter is a start I need to know more of your previous history and training. To begin you will submit yourself to me in the written word as the written word is very powerful.

I need to know what you have done and how you fared. As I need to know what needs to be undone and rectified. You will re-learn to My needs and desires, so you will tell me in great detail what experiences both mental and physical you have had. You will include what disappointments were experienced by you due to your expectations. You shall include a list of the ways that you were a pleasure and disappointment to the previous Dominant. I want to know what you feel are your good qualities. I want to know what are your shortcomings. I want to know of your fantasies. I want to know of your fears.

You will start by writing to me a detailed letter. Your writing will reflect honesty, imagination, social graces and a desire to serve me. You will describe your physical attributes in great detail. As this is of the physical as well as the mental realm, it is of obvious interest but it is not the only thing that will be focused on. If you serve as My slave your body will belong to me. While you serve me it will be My body. Mine to do with how I please and as long as I please. Make no mistake about that. So with that in mind It is my wish that you describe in detail your body. I do want a photo both regular and revealing. This is a requirement, however if you do not currently have one we will discuss the ways that you will provide one. I will except both digital or film.

I am seeking either a bi or straight fem. You will serve me be it in sexual or menial tasks. I do not force homosexuality. I will not tolerate any jealousy nor possessiveness from any slave towards Me or any other sub or slave within My household.

This could be a start of wonderful things to come. I have taken the time to write this to you. If you feel this is not for you, take the time to drop me a short note saying so. I would like to hear from you regardless. If you decide that you can live by these rules, then let me know and we will continue your training from there, and I will welcome you to My family and household.

Posted by LordStar as BDSM, Rants at 7:22 PM CST

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